That's right friends! The evening of the first debate is upon us. I have to say I am pretty excited about the smattering of attendees I'm expected at my house this evening. They include Democrats, Undecideds (I know, right?), Republicans, men, woman, Christians, Jews, Muslims, Blacks, Whites, Asians, gay people, straight people Danes, Chinese, Mexicans and my past and future secret santas...so it should be very interesting! Some of these rules are borrowed from here. But most are from myself and my brilliant friends! Look for my tweets at #Campaignsick between hosting duties and feel free to tweet along!
Official CampaignSick Drinking Game Rules
1)Every time the candidates mention a % of the population (99, 1, 47) drink that % of your drink.
2)Any time candidates mention reproductive rights or equal pay, all the women take a drink (because you’ll need it.)
3)Any time the candidates mention welfare, entitlement, Medicaid or Medicare, refill your glass with a beverage someone else brought.
4)Finish your drink if either candidate accuses the other of making race an issue in the campaign.
5)If a candidate goes over time chug your drink until the moderater stops him.
6)Toast and take a drink every time Romney tries on of his “zingers.”
7)Toast and take a drink whenever the candidates reference a former President (Bush, Clinton, Reagan etc)
8)If either candidate says “Obamacare” or “Romneycare” raise your drink. The last person to raise her/his glass must finish her/his drink.
9)Drink if Obama starts a sentence with “Now Look” or “Listen” followed by a long pause
10)Take a small sip for “small business” references, take a large gulp for “big business.”
What are you going to do now that #5 has killed your entire blog audience? You're just lucky that I didn't discover this game until this morning (and did some much lamer one from The Internet).
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